she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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