I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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