youre lurking in front of me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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