i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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