living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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