3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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