awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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