The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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