if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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