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He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.

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Marry him

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(503): He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song. (1-503): Marry him http://tfl.nu/vquy

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can u get pink eye on your cock?

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(207): can u get pink eye on your cock? http://tfl.nu/aw6r

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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.

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(412): Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way. http://tfl.nu/rfmc

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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?

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(607): Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved? http://tfl.nu/p303

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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?

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When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?

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I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...

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(204): When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends? (1-204): When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why? (204): I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well... http://tfl.nu/o1jd

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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.

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(513): After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God. http://tfl.nu/onhi

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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home

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(513): Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home http://tfl.nu/jyep

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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.

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(513): literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night. http://tfl.nu/en91

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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?

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(724): Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle? http://tfl.nu/1h10

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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.

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(570): Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it. http://tfl.nu/ahvg

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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.

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(832): Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice. http://tfl.nu/bv8r

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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.

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(773): I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her. http://tfl.nu/gidh

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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought

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(248): For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought http://tfl.nu/myue

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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug

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(267): I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug http://tfl.nu/3mhw

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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.

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Bringing families together since 1987

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(360): I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis. (1-360): Bringing families together since 1987 http://tfl.nu/o9ey

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