his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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