problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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