He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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