Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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