yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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