everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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