he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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