i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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