I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
