yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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