I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
there is glitter all over my balls
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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