Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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