is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Pants are for mortals
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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