Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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