So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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