its not stalking. its research.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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