Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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