My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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