Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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