Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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