Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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