It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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