is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My penis needs a shock collar
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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