apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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