We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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