Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
false alarm, still single
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