i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
that is very illegal...i love you.
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