I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Small penises have feelings too.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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