apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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