Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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