its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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