I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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