I must be too annoying 4 u.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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