omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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