Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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