Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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