oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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