two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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