have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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