can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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