scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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