It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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