even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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