i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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