I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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