idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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