handjob tips. give me some.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My bed is full of blood and feathers
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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