i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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