she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
