did you get engaged???
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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