I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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